Motherhood Our new minister was coming to dinner. The house was all clean the meat a winner Everything seemed to be going just right. It could turn out to be a very good night.
The children spied the food, and started to grab it. But the pastor had a different habit.
What do you say before you eat? he said. My face turned a crimson red.
I held my breath and grabbed my side as the children in unison replied...
"Through the teeth and over the gums Look-out, stomach here it comes." II I button the last jacket the scarves are all wrapped, and every little head is capped.
They are all ready to play in the snow. Then somebody has to go! III I'm in the supermarket line. The clerk is just about to sack it. When the kids kick-up a terrible racket.
I wear a smile most benign as I sweetly repine, "Oh, they're not mine."
by Elaine J. Roark May 1988 |
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